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David E. Bakken, an assistant
professor of computer science, and colleague Jack Hagemeister, a
computer science instructor, have a lot in common.
Both are
interested in hunting and archery, are heavy-set, work part-time in
the summer for a local security startup company and have graying
beards.
“We’re both good ol’ boys who are politically
incorrect in a lot of ways,” Bakken said.
But Friday the two
will have one less thing in common.
“One of us will be
feeling the breeze on our face for the first time in years on
Friday,” Bakken said.
Bakken, a Cougar football fan, and
Hagemeister, a Vandal football fan, have made a bet on today’s
Battle of the Palouse football game that will leave only one of them
with a beard Friday morning.
“If Jack shows up Friday morning
with a beard, he will be mercilessly heckled by the whole
department,” Bakken said, confident of a Cougar
victory.
“Quite frankly, the game and the person left with a
beard depends on which team shows up with the better defense,”
Hagemeister said.
Also hoping for a Cougar victory is ASWSU
President Jesse Keene.
Keene has challenged ASUI President
Leah Clark-Thomas to a bet in which the loser will first dye his or
her hair the colors of the opposing school for the day of the
winning school’s homecoming rally, either crimson and gray or black
and gold.
Then he or she will walk the eight miles between
Moscow and Pullman on the day of the winning school’s homecoming
rally wearing clothing of the winning school.
Finally he or
she will make an appearance at the homecoming rally of the winning
school where they will profess their admiration of the winning
school.
“I plan on seeing Leah’s hair crimson and gray during
our homecoming week,” Keene said. “There is no way that Idaho will
be able to contain the Cougars.
“After years of losing close
football games the Cougs are ready to start destroying people. I
hope Idaho enjoys being step No. 1 on our way to a bowl
game.”
Clark-Thomas disagreed.
“I have a feeling the
Cougars are going to walk home with their tails dragging on the
ground — again,” she said.
Pullman Mayor Mitch Chandler sides
with Keene and Bakken in hoping for a Cougar
victory.
Chandler has placed 20 pounds of lentils on the line
against Moscow Mayor Marshall Comstock’s 20 pounds of potatoes.
Traditionally, the mayors have wagered Washington-grown
apples and Idaho-grown potatoes, but because of the recent lentil
festival, Chandler decided on the legumes instead.
“It’s a
really fun type of bet because our communities are so close and have
so much in common,” Comstock said. “It’s fun to have a little
competition between us.”
For the past two years, Chandler was
forced to deliver apples to a Moscow City Council
meeting.
“We really like Mayor Chandler coming to our council
meetings,” Comstock said.
But Chandler would like to see the
opposite after today’s game.
“Hopefully it will be
(Comstock’s) turn this year,” Chandler said.
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