School of Electrical
Engineering and Computer Science
P.O. Box 2752, Electrical and Mechanical Engineering Bldg. (EME) 221
Washington State University
Pullman, WA 99164-2752
(509) 335-6457 email@example.com
And he gave for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn or two blades of grass to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country than the entire race of politicians put together.
— Johnathan Swift, 1647–1745
This is a one line proof if we start sufficiently far to the left.
— From an electrical engineering lecture given at Cambridge University (lecturer unknown)
Yet again, the earth willingly teaches righteousness to those who can learn; for the better she is served, the more good things she gives in return.
— Xenophon, c. 430–355 BCE